gru enters the group chat.
gru voice parody
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vincent,you absolutelegend.
a city covered in tom and jerry.
a group chat with no plan.
one man making it all possible.
from the mixxerburg 2026 trip crew
one flag.
zero useful maps.
we have a flag, an official teaser, and several languages nobody is using correctly.
honestly, that is enough.
gracias bonjourtricky or treat, international relations
the group chat has spoken.
“completely
funded by vincent”tricky or treat
“we love you
vincent”snezhnaya
“i looove
mixserbug”trophies
the mixxerburg anthem.
blue lights, bad directions, one absolute legend.
the second song starts automatically. the entire queue loops.
vincent paid. let it bang.
whole damn city knows his name
mixxerburg, shake the ground
tom and jerry all around
twenty twenty six, we ride
one flag. zero clue.
whole damn trip, whole damn crew
gracias bonjour, what’s the plan
thank you vincent, you’re the man
now where the hell are we
the totally real
review department.
synthetic parody voices. fictional testimonials. zero actual endorsements.
obviously fake
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the courtside mixxerburg report.
lebron voice parody
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verity joins the nonsense.
verity joke voice
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the e-girl tourism board.
fictional e-girl voice
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every voice memo is an absurd, made-up joke about the trip. nobody featured here actually endorsed this website.
thanks for everything,
vincent.
the trip, the city, the chaos. we appreciate you.
the entire crew approves this message.